OLIVIA IS A BAD BLOGGER!

But I'm sure that this is very apparent, seeing as I haven't posted anything in a very long time.

However! I do have something to talk about now! And time to blog it, because although I'm totally graduated, moving out in a month, and eighteen, I have gotten myself grounded for the first time ever. So there's a lot of time, at least until I have to go to work in an hour.

So here it is:

OLIVIA- SORORITY OR NO?!

(That was the new title)

Recently I was invited to a Facebook group for sorority recruitment at the university I'm going to in the Fall. It's like, an invite only thing, and so naturally, I was flattered and joined.

But the question is, can I see myself in a sorority or not? I can in some aspects, as far as the like...activity part of it goes and social aspect. But then there's the stereotypical sorority part that sort of irks me. Yes, irks. With the sisterhood and the rules and everything. I can't be sisterhood-y and follow stupid rules!!!

Here's a list of reasons I'd be GREAT in a sorority:

1. I'm very good at organizing things and being involved and being insanely social and also very good at acting like I really like people while I actually hate them.

2. I'm pretty damn cute, if I do say so myself.

3. I'm always very involved in what's going on and participate in ridiculous things.

Here's some reasons I'd suck in a sorority:

1. My friends are primarily boys, the ratio of guy friends to girl friends is probably three to one. And the reasons are simply because girls bug me a lot of the time. There's always something dramatic going on that someone has to be upset about, and when I hang out with the guys, I'm the only one that is bitching about what a jerk that last guy I dated was. Also, guys will be more willing to do funner things, or at least my idea of fun, where it's mainly blowing things up and stuff. If I were to join a sorority, I don't think they'd be into me blowing things up.

2. A lot of the time if I get worked up, in a good or bad way, I curse like a sailor. I don't think they'd like that.

3. They all have really, really, nice hair. And I have amazing hair, I mean, I would have sex with me, but it's up most of the time, because it sort of gets in the way when I'm blowing stuff up or getting duct taped to a pole.

4. I'm an awful dancer.

So you see, it's difficult. Because I like being on the inside (That's what he said) and I feel like if I were to be in a sorority, I'd have access to more shit, and get more involved way faster. But also, they could very possibly not want me, because of many reasons in addition to those above.

Still, I can't see myself in a sorority with a bunch of chicks. I could see myself in a fraternity, also a good plot for a movie. And you can't take that idea, because it's my movie idea, and it's on here, and so if you take it, I can sue your ass.