11.02.2007

OLIVIA HATES YOU!

To the chick in my Sociology class:

Dear you,

I really want to punch you in the neck every time you decide to chime in during lecture. Everything you decide to say sounds the same and not intelligent. The class is unbearable to nearly everyone in the room, and it is made worse by you deciding to state your opinion on every single thing that is mentioned in lecture. I just want to leave class. Really, I do. I want to make a good grade on the test, and leave. This is made far more difficult when you will not shut up and just sit there, like everyone else.

Please shut your dumb face,
Olivia

10.31.2007

OLIVIA HATES POMPING!

And I know that sounds dirty, but this is what pomping is:



Yeah. Pure agony.

10.29.2007

OLIVIA WEARS A HAT!

So for the past four to five days, I have been wearing this hat. I don't know why I wear this hat, but it's like, I feel the need to.





I gave two angles. And from these pictures I have realized that grey is not my color, and our school's homecoming shirt looks awkward on me. But I'm still drop dead cute as hell, so it's hokay.

Anyway, back to the hat. I was wearing it because my hair had been looking shitty. I did a haunted house for a few days and after I'd get done with that had to go from that frat house to another one to work on homecoming stuff and didn't really feel like fixing my hair. Then the hat wearing progressed into a freakish need for the hat. I wore it for my Halloween costume (lumberjack/trucker/no idea...) at a party Saturday night...




and then the next morning I wore it because I was really tired. I wore it last night to the Homecoming kickoff party because my hair was wonky, and I wore it for the latter half of today because I love it so much!

And it's not even a cute hat! I look like a little boy in hats! I don't get it! But everyone likes it, like, I get a lot of comment about it. It's crazy shit.

10.23.2007

THIS IS OLIVIA'S MIND RIGHT NOW:

HOLY SHITTTT!!!!

So. I am so busy this week, and next week, and I guess for pretty much the rest of eternity that I am having trouble finding time to eat. It is REALLY that bad, I'm not like...exaggerating.

So why am I posting a blog instead of doing something else? Because it relieves stress and I actually just rescheduled my Algebra test for Sunday, leaving me with twenty minutes of nothing to do. But it's not even 20 minutes of nothing to do, I have SO much to do, but I have to take a break or I'm going to get overwhelmed and end up like Lindsay Lohan in the hospital with like, whateaver the fuck the stressed out and whatever thing is.

Why I'm busy?
-Chair of a Haunted House charity thing for my sorority
-Paper due Thursday
-New job starting this week
-Homecomingggg
-This haunted house!!! ahhhhhhh....!!!!

Holy shit shit shit.

10.08.2007

OLIVIA HONESTLY LOVES:::

I honestly LOVE LOVE LOVE SUPER LOVE Britney's 'Gimmie More.' Like, to the point where I listen to it on repeat on imeem. I hate to say it, but once I get out of the mini-debt I am in, and have a job, etc, I am BUYING her new album! Like, at a store. And I will blast it as I drive through the dangerous alleys of Memphis!!!

On a more serious note, this has been an awful, awful week for the University of Memphis. We've had two people die, one the murder and the other was a girl in Pi Beta Phi who was in a coma for awhile that was supposed to reduce brain swelling but didn't work out. It's been horrible. They have arrested three people for the murder of Taylor Bradford, and that's good I guess.

Oh, and do not listen to the bullshit on the news about how they handled the situation. They did not have us on lockdown, we were allowed to come and go as we pleased from dorms, etc, a cop would just tell us it was at our own risk, which was super bullshit, not just regular, because no one knew what had happened. The emergency text the school sent only said that classes were cancelled, not that someone had been murdered. There was an email sent out, but a giant percentage of the students only have access to the computers in the labs and library on campus. And both the email and text were sent out over six hours after the murder occurred. There wasn't even a "hey, guys! someone has been shot, get your asses back to your dorms or inside the nearest building!" There were people from the dorm the guy was at when he got shot that left 20 minutes after it happened, not knowing anything had happened, while there were only 'witnesses' that had seen the car driving away, also bullshit because we should have KNOWN at least SOMETHING happened. They thought the VA Tech guy had left, but that was a legendary mistake. And it's just absolute SHIT that they didn't handle it in any good way at all.

I decided to go on and just say where I go to school instead of being careful on the internets because 1) No one reads my bloggg.... AND 2) I already said that there was a shooting and it was on the National news, so it's no secret.

So go ahead and stalk me! It'll be fun!

Anyway. Other news...our dorm room's air conditioner is out. This would not matter in a normal place, but in Memphis it's still around 90ยบ outside. and it's around 75 and muggy in our room!!! AWFUL! But it's fine. I'm just pretending I live in a rainforest.

9.30.2007

Olivia is scared to death.

There was a shooting at my college a few hours ago and one of our football players was shot and is possibly dead. No one knows, everyone is scared, and the university is not helping us out by giving any info through the site, our emergency text service, or email. It's awful and I can't even be funny right now, it's like...awful.

9.22.2007

OLIVIA ADDS ON!

To my list from the last blog:

-Not an annoying drunk
-Loves old and new Kung Fu movies
-Writes on my Facebook wall, but not too much

The first one is inspired by a lot of annoying drunk frat guys from parties last night, the other two I just thought of. But on the note of drunkedness:

People who are annoying drunks should not be allowed to be drunk. Because everyone will hate you. You are allowed to get buzzed or even tipsy, but once you cross that line you need to go somewhere far away. I love friendly, smiley drunk people! I am a friendly smiley tipsy person! I don't cross that line because then I start singing, and calling people (Jack, let's not broadcast that). But last night I saw some guy from a class and he was great! I had hardly talked to the guy and we were best friends! I saw another guy I know, and he didn't make any sense, but he was funny! THAT's what you should be like when you are drunk, not needy and annoying. That's not attractive.